Where is superman (Aka Suman) ?
1) Fighting the gargantuan zepholodi of neptune and trying to save earth.
2) Getting his new and better fitting unform for his laterally expanding waist.
3) Is stuck in an elevator in an old decrepit mine
4) Trying to log into his computer which uses face recognition as authenitcation and is refusing access because of its suspicious disposition.
5) Creating useless polls with ridiculous options
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BTW Superman(Suman) is expected back anyday now so hold onto your toothbrushes.